Here are some gems from him in the past week:
"Oprah says she "learns so much" from her audience............... Like what; how to be unseemingly hysterical when given free gifts?"
"What evil sadist dresses Vanessa Williams on 'Desp Housewives'. They should be sent to Bustier Hell and made wear too small clothes forever"
"'The Only Way Is Essex' has just won a BAFTA. Just waiting for Jordan to win The Man Booker prize."
"Why is the carpet in The Taoiseach's office Klein blue and the chairs bois de rose, hideous combo!"
"Know I'm 136 years too old to 'get' Lady Gaga; watching on BBC3 for first time, about as edgy as an angry 14 year old; and lip synching."
"Why would a one shoulder dress have a shoulder pad.........she looks like she is carrying her own pesonal toilet roll."
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